Hi everyone! We sent Myla to review this movie and she wrote up her favorite Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Quotes! There were some great lines of the movie and we didn’t want to miss any! Here is our master list and if you have more that you feel we should add, let me know! This post may contain affiliate links, which earns me a commission and helps offset the fees.
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Quotes
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Quotes
“Don’t start what you can’t finish.”- Laureline
“I’m fighting for a noble cause, too. Mine.”- Igon Suiruss
“Hey! I’m not running a tea room here!”- Igon Suiruss
“Da da da da da da da dad a.”- DA (Tonion Descanvelle)
“I suppose since you asked for my hand, you should get yours back.”- Laureline to Valerian
“Prepare for the worst and you won’t be disappointed.”-Commander Arun Filitt
“Bring on the beach!”- Valerian
“Who’s the clever one now?”- Valerian
“It’s our mission that doesn’t make sense, sir.”- Laureline
“We know how humans work.”-Doghan- Dagui (Robbie Rist)
“They are all so predictable.”- Doghan-Dagui (Christopher Swindel)
“Clearly, you have never met a woman.”- Laureline
“Can I help? I’m a good driver.”- Laureline
“Actually, it’s not its mouth.”-Doghan-Dagui talking about a jellyfish’s body part that Laureline has to put on her head.
“I didn’t come here to get a makeover.”- Laureline
“Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love not war.”- Jolly explaining his no guns allowed rule
“So, what will it be, soldier?”- Bubbles to Valerian
“I know all of Shakespeare by heart.”- Bubbles
Coasterfrenzy says
So where is the rest? This is about 2/3rd of the movie. I’m especially looking for the rant of Laureline about love near the end. Somebody know it?
Olly Dorsett says
OMG! Same thing!!!
Sonya says
Same here ..: geez I want the entire quote.
Tyler Huxley-Wright says
SAMEEEEE
Frank Lyford says
Valerian: That converter is government property, most likely the last one in the whole universe.
Laureline: Oh, so you buy into the commander’s “What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine” philosophy?
V: No, I buy into my oath of allegiance. We have no authority to hand it over.
L: The federation messed up, and must make amends.
V: Yeah, I agree but that’s not for us to decide. Leave it to the courts.
L: They’re 18 light years away, Valerian. Only we can make this right!
V: Laureline, I’m a soldier. I play by the rules. It’s what makes me who I am.
L: Ya see, that’s why I don’t want to marry you, because you really don’t know what love is.
V: Oh, come on, this has nothing to do with love.
L: That’s where you’re wrong. Love is more powerful than anything else, Valerian. It breaks all rules and laws and overpowers any army or government. Just look at her. For one second, put yourself in her position. She lost all of her people and her child. And she’s willing to forgive. That’s real love. It’s the trust you place in someone else and… I thought I could be that someone else for you. But clearly…
V: You can. You are. I’d die for you.
L: I’m not asking you to die for me. I’m asking you to trust me.
(Pause)
V: Alright. Give it to ‘em.
L: Thank you.