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Uncle Drew Quotes
Gathered by Movie Reviewer, Myla Tosatto
“Drew’s been dangerous since birth.”- Pee Wee Kirkland (as himself)
“He was a bad man.”- Angelo (J.B. Smoove)
“Mario is terrible.”- Dax (Lil Rel Howrey)
“You’re my Beyonce.”- Dax
“Game recognize game. He’s the best player. I’m the best coach.”- Dax
“A bag of Dax makes no sense.”- Mookie (NickKroll)
“So I’ll see you when I see you.”- Mookie to Dax
“Dax, that was unbearable.”- Bear Mascot
“Oh, I want a Tesla.”- Jess (Tiffany Haddish)
“I’m C-Dog now. New team, new nickname.”- Casper (Aaron Gordon)
“Come back here! Dante? Other Dante?”- Dax
“Ain’t nobody care about no damn tacos.”- Jess
“It’s not stupid. You’re stupid. My bag is smarter than you.”- Jess to Dax
“Do you think that old man can still ball?”- Dax
“I’ve taken out trash that doesn’t stink as bad as that.”- Uncle Drew (Kyrie Irving)
“Hold my nuts.”- Uncle Drew
“Even a bum ain’t as broke as your jumpshot.”- Uncle Drew
“This game is all mental. All mental.”- Uncle Drew
“Rucker? You don’t know anything about the real Rucker, Young Blood.”- Uncle Drew
“You’re a lonely lighthouse in a sea of fog.”- Dax
“No shoes in the boom boom room.”- Uncle Drew
“My glasses are sweating.”- Dax
“What is Google?”- Uncle Drew
“He’s gonna dunk a baby!”- Dax
“The little Hobbit is right.”- Betty Lou (Lisa Leslie)
“You heard the woman, I can’t go.”- Preacher (Chris Webber)
“She got a baseball bat and a church dress.”- Uncle Drew
“Prostate ain’t what it used to be.”- Preacher
“. . . though I do have a degree from Trump University.”- Mookie
“Shout out to Aleve, the number one pain reliever in the game right now.”- Mookie
“I saw the movie ‘Get Out’.” – Dax
“Once a shooter, always a shooter.”- Uncle Drew
“Are you blind?”- Dax
“Legally or actually?”- Lights (Reggie Miller)
“I want to see my grandpa happy.”- Maya (Erica Ash)
“What does that mean in Kung Fu?”- Dax
“I’m not a Hobbit, lady. I’m a man.”- Dax
“Move those old bodies!”- Dax
“Pass the ball, Kobe.”- Big Fella (Shaquille O’Neal)
“Just stop them. You’re really tall.”- Dax
“You all look so old.”- Lights
“. . .though your calf to shoe ratio isn’t great.”- Uncle Drew
“If you really want to make this right, quit running from the truth.”- Preacher
“Hold my beer.”- Boots (Nate Robinson)
“Last time I checked, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”- Uncle Drew
“Fool, please. After all this, you’re playing.”- Betty Lou
“Big Fella on 3!”- Dax
“Not in my house!”- Betty Lou
“You all need to cheat to cheat.”- Mookie