Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Movie Quotes! Here is a list of the best lines and quotes from the movie.  

The new teen actors’ voices all sounded pretty similar.  Let us know if you have a favorite quote to add to our list.

Be sure to check out our movie review after reading all the quotes: Is TMNT Mutant Mayhem Appropriate for Kids?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Movie Quotes

“I always felt a greater connection with the animals I experimented on than the humans.” -Dr. Baxter Stockman (Giancarlo Esposito)

“Humans are the demon scum of the earth.” -Michelangelo (Shamon Brown, Jr.)

“Maybe one day everyone will love us like they love Ferris Bueller.”

“I’m awesome.” – Raphael (Brady Noon)

“Boys, where have you been? I have been freaking out.” -Splinter (Jackie Chan)
“We were just running errands.” -Leonardo (Nicolas Cantu)
“That’s it?” -Splinter

“Let me tell you a story.” -Splinter
“Noooo no.” -Turtles
“Just food that I tell you the long story.” -Splinter

“I had one friend he was a cockroach. We get along very well. And one day I ate him.” -Splinter

“We thought we needed the human world. Turns out we needed each other.” -Splinter

“Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with Hey Arnold.” -One of the turtles (do you know?)

“Those are the guys who work in time square the human mascots. The Geico Geckos.” -Mutants (do you know who?)

“Look. We are really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to get pizza and I tried to talk them out of it.” -Leonardo
“LEO!” -All
“You ratted us out!” -Michelangelo
“Hey! Don’t use that word that way.” -Splinter

“He’s a sure in. He doesn’t know how long it takes us to do things.” -Donatello (Micah Abbey)

“If you’re in High School you can totally hijack a parade.” -Raphael

“I mean it’s 2023. Sorry Dad.” -Michelangelo

“Hey, guys. If we weren’t monsters that were shunned by society and we could do what we wanted. What would you guys do?” -Michelangelo
“Go to High School.” -Raphael
“Maybe get a girlfriend.” -Leonardo
“Can you imagine that?” -Michelangelo
“Not likely.” -Donatello

“Back off, I got a big stick.” -Donatello

“The longer you lurk in the shadow the more sus you are.” -April O’Neal (Ayo Edebiri)

“This is insane. Turtle. Mutant. Karate. Teens. I want to know everything about you.” -April O’Neil
“Our dad is definitely not a rat.” -Donatello
“That makes me feel like he is a rat.” -April O’Neill

“Police are baffled by the recent crime wave let by Superfly.” -Reporter

“Can we explain this over some pizza?” -Michaelangelo
“How about pepperoni.” -April O’Neil

“I wouldn’t milk you. You don’t even have nipples.” -April O’Neil

“Do you think there are more people like you? People who will accept us?” -Michaelangelo

“Nobody has ever seen his face.” -April O’Neil
“Why?” -Michaelangelo
“Because he kills everyone who does.” -April O’Neil
“Whoa (laughing). Cool!” -Turtles
“NO! Not cool.” -April O’Neil
“Eh, a bit cool.” -Raphael

“You are really driving these metaphors to the ground.” -Donatello

“So cool. It’s a date.” -Leonardo

“We take out Superfly, and everyone will think we’re cool. They’ll accept us!” -Donatello

“He’s making a deal tonight. Under the Brooklyn Bridge.” -Raphael

“What the?! Y’all some little tortoises, huh?” -Superfly (Ice Cube)
“I can’t believe there are other mutants!” -Donatello
“You want to roll with us?” -Superfly
“Humans are never gonna like us.” -Superfly
So are we gonna let the mutants rule the Earth? -Superfly

“Peoplez, Ze got to go.” — Mondo Gecko (Paul Rudd)

“Maybe you’re not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them.” -April

“Okay, em. Sort of a twist.” -Michaelangelo

“We can’t stop em.” – Donatello

“We got to try!” -Raphael

“Man, they are going to be so scared when they roll up on some mutants.” -Raphael

“I am going to win a daytime Emmy.” -April

“Six in the mornin’ police at my door.” -Superfly (Ice Cube)

“Don’t ‘cuz’ me right now.” -Superfly

“I love the killing people plan.” -Leonardo

“Man, I almost thought you were cool. See you in hell turtles.” -Superfly

“Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!” -Raphael
“You’ve got a rage, Raph.” -Donatello
“It’s not a problem.” -Raph

“Cowabunga!” -Turtles

“If I want to be sad. I will go listen to some damn John Legend.” -Superfly

“Of course it’s bad. She is milking me.” -Michaelangelo

“Don’t call me Ratotouie.” -Splinter

“There is only one way to be safe and happy and that is to listen to me.” -Splinter

“Humans are complicated creatures. They are good like April and bad like the lady who milked us.” -Donatello

“Geez, Dad, you really went buck wild there.” -Leonardo

“That was a Prius. That is okay. That was a Tesla. Someone is mad about that!” -Turtle
“What do we do better than anyone else? Even Mark Rufallo?” -Leonardo
“Improvize.” -Michaelangelo

“Sign my baby!” -Person in the crowd

Quotes in the trailer and not in the movie:

“My son, Michelangelo. You have heart.” -Splinter
“Donatello, you have wisdom.” -Splinter
“Raphael, you have bravery.” -Splinter
“And Leonardo, honor.” -Splinter

About the Movie:

After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.

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