Whether it is Ted Lasso or Coach Beard that you fell in love with on the Apple exclusive TV Show, Ted Lasso we can agree that the Ted Lasso Quotes are epic!

Ted Lasso is optimistic, wise, and inspiring.

Coach Beard, Ted Lasso’s assistant coach is all about discipline, adaptability, and teamwork.  This post contains affiliate links.

I love Ted Lasso so much that I even made a Ted Lasso Elf on the Shelf!

Jason Sudeikis is from Kansas City and I have had the opportunity to interview him several times. Once in Hawaii and other times for the Big Slick. 

Kansas City even had its own pop-up bar for the Season Three Finale.

Also, please no spoilers on Season 3. Some of us still haven’t watched it.

There have been three seasons of Ted Lasso, if you have your own favorite Ted Lasso quote let us know below and we will update our list!

Ted Lasso Quotes

Quotes from Ted Lasso, played by Jason Sudeikis.

• “Be curious, not judgmental.”
• “I believe in hope, and I believe in believe.”
• “Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.”
• “Do you believe in ghosts? ‘Cause I do. And I think we’re haunted by ’em.”
• “Success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
• “I find that if you’re happy in your work, it becomes a part of you.”
• “Football is life. Football is death. And football is also football.”
• “It’s the happiest animal on the planet. You know why? ‘Cause no matter what, it’s always on its back, chillin’. That’s all it wants to do is float, be chill, and be loved. It’s a good motto for this team.”
• “You’re never as strong as when you land on the other side of despair.”
• “We’re gonna do something special. We’re gonna win so much that people might get tired of winning.”
• “There’s two buttons I never like to hit: panic and snooze.”
• “Well, I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”
• “I’m just a curious person. I wanna learn and grow.”
• “It’s important to be brave, but it’s also important to remember that you can be scared and brave at the same time.”
• “Do you believe in miracles?”
• “You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a ten-second memory.”
• “All biscuits are cookies, but not all cookies are biscuits. It’s a square-rectangle thing.”
• “It’s the hope that kills you.”
• “The happiest animal in the world is a goldfish. They think every lap of their fishbowl is the first time around.”
• “Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
• “It’s a funny thing about humility. Just when you think you’ve got it, it slips out of your hands.”
• “Football is life, football is death, football is a game, football is family, football is heart.”
• “I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”
• “It’s like where you have a jar of Nutella and a spoon and you’re like, ‘What if I just take a taste?’ And the next thing you know, the jar is gone, and you’re like, ‘What just happened?'”
• “When it comes to locker room talk, I like to keep things football-related, like ‘Hey, nice pass,’ or ‘Hey, let’s go out there and let’s win.'”
• “I’d like to think I measure success not on the field, but on the lives I’ve touched and the people I’ve reached.”
• “I’ve always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”

Quotes from Coach Beard

Coach Beard is played by Brendan Hunt.

1. “I find my happy place when I’m quietly by myself, on the sideline, completely unknown.”
2. “Sometimes, all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage.”
3. “Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.”
4. “You can’t be afraid of the silence. Stand in it, embrace it.”
5. “Simplicity is genius. Find what works and stick to it.”
6. “You can’t control the outcome, but you can control the effort.”
7. “The smallest thing can make or break you.”
8. “Sometimes, you gotta get a little lost to find yourself.”
9. “Every great journey begins with a single step.”
10. “Focus on the process, not the outcome.”
11. “You can’t win ’em all, but you can learn from ’em all.”
12. “The beauty of the game lies in the details.”
13. “Stay present. Be where your feet are.”
14. “Greatness comes from discipline, hard work, and sacrifice.”
15. “Adaptability is key. Be ready for anything.”
16. “Success is not about the accolades. It’s about personal growth and self-improvement.”
17. “Your character is defined by what you do when no one is watching.”
18. “There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘M’ and an ‘E.'”
19. “Patience is a virtue, especially in a fast-paced game.”
20. “Trust the process and trust your teammates.”

You can also purchase this awesome Ted Lasso quotes book! It is hard cover and about the size of your hand but it makes a super cute end table book with lots of inspiring and funny quotes!