If you are stumbling across this list, I am guessing you have seen Spider-Man Homecoming and looking for some Spider-Man Homecoming quotes. Perhaps youhave a favorite line you are trying to remember. We have tons of favorite lines from all of the characters from the movie. If you haven’t seen the film yet, reading quotes can definitely reveal some spoilers. So I would stop reading now if you are planning on seeing the movie and check out our Spider-Man Homecoming review. Here is our list of favorite quotes from Spider-Man Homecoming!
Spider-Man Homecoming Quotes
“Business is good!” — Adrian Toomes / Vulture (Michael Keaton)
“Is that where you are going to sit?”– Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau)
“Is this the first time flying a plane?– Happy Hogan
“We have thin walls here!” – Happy Hogan
“Hey May, what are you wearing? Something skimpy I hope.” –Tony Stark aka Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.)
“Don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There is a gray line there.” –Tony Stark
“This is not a hug. I am just grabbing the door here.” –Tony Stark
“Can’t you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?” –Tony Stark
“Hey you’re the Avengers…I thought you’d be more handsome in person!” –Spider-Man (Tom Holland)
“ Wait a minute. You guys aren’t the real Avengers. I can tell Hulk gives it away.” –Spider-Man
“You’re the Spider-Man from YouTube!” –Ned (Jacob Batalon)
“Are you an Avenger?” –Ned
“Yeah, basically.” –Peter Parker
“What about the Tony Stark Internship?” –Ned
“This IS the internship.” –Peter Parker
“ I’m sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.” –Peter Parker
“ But you are a kid.” –Ned
“ Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.” –Peter Parker
“So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?” –Peter Parker
“Do you lay eggs?” –Ned
“How far can you shoot your webs?” –Ned
“Can you summon an army of spiders?” –Ned
“ No, man!” –Peter Parker
“ Just don’t do anything stupid. Alright?” –Tony Stark
“ Yeah.” –Peter Parker
“This is my chance to prove myself.” –Peter Parker
“But we have a Spanish quiz.” –Ned
“Maybe you should invite him to Liz’s party?” –Flash (Tony Revolori)
“Liz has a crush on you! Dude, you are an Avenger if anyone has a chance with a senior girl, it’s you!” –Ned (Jacob Batalon)
“Spider-Man is not a party trick. I am just going to be myself.” –Peter Parker
“Nobody wants that.” –Ned
“Times are changing and we are the only ones selling this stuff?” –The Shocker
“Like that lady that bought you the churro.” –Iron-Man
“We better stop staring before it turns creepy.” –Peter Parker
“Too late.” –Michelle J (Zendaya)
“I got a hot date with black widow.” –Flash
SIGN ON BIKE: “Is this your bike? If not, don’t steal it.”
“Don’t make me come down there you funk.” –Old man
“I say p*nis, you say Parker…” –Flash
“How many times have I told you not to shoot them out in the open? Calling yourself the Shocker, the Shocker…The Shocker…what is this pro wrestling?!” Adrian Toomes / Vulture
“I thought that was the anti-gravity gun!” – Adrian Toomes / Vulture
“That little bastard in the red tights comes in and thinks he can destroy everything I built.” – Adrian Toomes / Vulture
“Your impressions are really funny.” –Karen (the suit)
“I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sounds like.” –Shocker
“Hey droney, keep an eye on that guy…we can’t let anyone get away again.” –Spider-Man
“Spider Guy is HERE!” –Yelling man.
“Hi Spider-Man, bad practice was it?” –Iron Man
“Hey Stark, what do you want me to do?” –Spider-Man
“I think you’ve done enough.” –Tony Stark
“Instead you hacked a multi-million dollar suit.” –Iron-Man
“None of this would have happened if you would have listed to me.” –Spider-Man
“This is where you zip it…the adult is speaking.” –Iron Man
“I just wanted to be like you.”—Spider-Man
“I wanted you to be better.” –Iron Man
“I am nothing without this suit.” –Spider-Man
“If you are nothing without this suit, you shouldn’t have it. I sound like my dad.” –Iron Man
“I lost the Stark Internship.” “I’m sorry. I made you worry.” –Spider-Man
“Take a shower. You smell. You smell like garbage.” –Aunt May
“You are terrible at keeping secrets.” –Liz (Laura Harrier)
“You’d be surprised.” –Peter Parker
“Are you alright, because you look pale.” –Liz’s dad
“When you graduate, what do you think you are going to do?” –Liz’s dad
“He has an internship with Tony Stark! He got to hang out with Spider-Man!” –Liz’s dad
“Nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter’s life. Don’t ever interfere with my stuff.” –Liz’s dad.
“You show my daughter a good time. Just not too good.” –Liz’s dad
“I gotta go. I am sorry. You don’t disserve this.” –Peter Parker to Liz
“What is with the crappy costume?” –The Shocker
“You stole Flash’s car!” –Ned Leed
“Guy in the chair.” –Ned Leed
“What are you doing here and not at the dance?” –Teacher
“I am looking at p*rn.” –Ned
“I understand selling weapons to criminals are wrong.” –Spider-Man
“They don’t care about us.” –Vulture
“Why are you telling me all this?” –Spider-Man
“I want you to understand.” –Vulture
“I need a little more time to get her airborne.” – Adrian Toomes / Vulture
“My friends call me MJ” –Michelle
“I thought you didn’t have any friends?”
“I don’t.” –Michelle
“Give me a minute with the kid.” –Iron Man
“Seriously?” – Happy Hogan
“You screwed the pooch hard.” –Tony Stark
“There are 50 reporters behind this door…real ones, not bloggers.” –Tony Stark
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