If you are stumbling across this post, then you have hopefully seen the new movie and looking for your favorite Spider-Man: Far From Home quotes. The movie starts off with a nod to Tony Stark and is sad but also very humorous. The theater was laughing but it still hurts me. I created a list of my favorite Spider-Man: Far From Home quotes below. If you have a favorite line of if there is one we missed, let me know.
If you have not seen the movie yet, I would NOT read any more of this blog post. It is time to just click on my review or something else. Although, I don’t give spoilers, I consider quotes to be a very very very fine line. We will also continue to add quotes and dialogue from the movie so check back often and let us know if you have any more lines we should add below!
Spider-Man: Far From Home Quotes
Peter Parker (Tom Holland): “I have a plan I am going to sit next to MJ on the flight.”
Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon): “Don’t forget step 7.”
Peter: “Oh yeah, Step 7?”
Ned: “Don’t do any of that.”
Ned: “And Peter’s plan.”
Peter: “I don’t have a plan.”
Spider-Man (Tom Holland): “Thank you Ms. Parker for having me.”
Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau): “Hey sorry I’m late.”
Peter: “That is a new beard.”
Happy: “My blip beard.”
Happy: “Heads up. Nick Fury is going to call you.”
Happy: “If you don’t talk to him, I have to talk to him.”
Happy: “You do not ghost Nick Fury.”
Aunt May (Marisa Tomei): “You should pack your suit just in case. I have a tingle about it.”
Peter: “Please stop saying tingle, Aunt May.”
Ned: “What about our plan. American Bachelors in Europe?”
Ned: “Europeans love Americans.”
Mr. Harrington (Martin Starr): “Did I tell you about how my wife pretended to blip out.”
Mr. Bell (J.B. Smoove): “When we are in Rome we do as the Romans do. When we are in Venice, our socks get wet.”
MJ (Zendaya): “Bo…the best word Italains ever made.”
MJ: “So, what is in the bag?”
Peter: “Bo.”
Peter: “I left my suit in the hotel room.”
Ned: “Why?”
Peter: “Because I’m on vacation, Ned.”
_: “Who is that guy?”
_: “I’m don’t know, but he is kicking that water’s ass.”
Aunt May: “Who was that guy you’re with? Is that Mr. Strange.”
Happy: “Don’t worry I am really taking care of your aunt.”
Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson): “…And a high school kid is avoiding my calls.”
Fury: “If another person touches that door. You and I are going to be attending another funeral.”
Peter: “You are saying their is a multi-verse?”
Quentin Beck/Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal): “Don’t ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.”
Peter: “Thor was a myth now I study him in my physics class.”
Fury: “There is only one left.”
Quentin: “Five.”
Fury: “B****, please, you’ve been to space.”
Mr. Harrington: “Tour company called and we are going to Prague.”
Peter: “I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.”
Edith: “Hello Peter, I am Edith.”
_: “Spider-Man can not be seen in Europe so I made you another suit.”
Mr. Harrington: “The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade wheel.”
Mysterio: “My name is Mysterio.”
Mysterio: “You guys do have sarcasm on this Earthy, right?”
Spider-Man: “I didn’t think I had to save the Earth this summer.”
Mysterio: “Hey if you survive this, you will have all summer to kill Brad.”
Peter: “You look really pretty.”
MJ: “Therefore I have value?”
Mysterio: “Tony Stark is gone and there is a window of opportunity and someone should step up.”
MJ: “And that is what it says on the news. And the news never lies.”
Spider-Man: “I am Spider-Man and I really messed up.”
Happy: “The Peter tingle.”
Mr. Bell: “They joined forces like the Power Rangers.”
Fury: “Be ready, Freddy.”
Happy: “I am in love with Spider-Man’s aunt….we are sharing right?”
Spider-Man: “C’mon Peter tingle.”
Mysterio: “People need to believe and now of days they will believe anything.”
Fury: “And don’t even think about ghosting me.”
Newly added quotes:
Spiderman: Far From Home Quotes
Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders): “Are we fighting the weather now?”
Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal) to Maria and Nick Fury: “You don’t want any part of this.”
Jason (Jorge Lendeborg Jr.): “My younger brother is older than me.”
Betty (Angourie Rice): “Yeah, it’s math.”
Jason: “Does anyone even have a plan?”
MJ (Zendaya): “What’s up, dorks?”
Peter Parker (Tom Holland): “I’m not collecting tiny spoons, he’s collecting tiny spoons.”
Aunt May (Marisa Tomei) to Peter Parker: “Spiderman, go shake hands.”
Happy ( Jon Favreau) to Peter Parker: “You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?”
Aunt May to Peter Parker: “You can dodge bullets but not bananas?”
Mr. Harrington (Martin Starr): “You say Peter has a perfume allergy?”
Peter Parker: “I’m really strong and sticky.”
MJ: “You should definitely believe everything you read on the internet.”
Ned: “Mysterio.”
Ned and Betty: “Cool Name.”
Ned and Betty: “Babe.”
Nick Fury to Peter Parker: “Suit up.”
Mysterio to Peter Parker: “Don’t ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.”
Mr. Harrington: “Good news- we’re going to the opera!”
Peter Parker: “It’s a little tight around the webshooter.”
Peter Parker to Mysterio: “Welcome to the Avengers.”
Mysterio: “To Mysterio!”
Peter Parker:”No, I’m not Spiderman.”
MJ: “You guys lie with such ease.”