Last week, my girls and I went to the movies and I came up with my favorite Show Dogs Movie Quotes! If you are stumbling this post, you have probably seen the movie and are hoping to read or share you favorite line from the film. We had quite a few we really liked. Comment below with your favorite quote so we can add it to our ongoing list.
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Show Dogs Movie Quotes
“Are you sure it hasn’t started yet?” -Female Pigeon
“Do you even know what 6 means?” – Max (Ludacris)
“Yes, its how many fingers I have.” – Male Pigeon
“Will you make him stop.” –Female Pigeon
“I don’t need backup. I am taking these smugglers down.” –Max
“You have been recycled.” –Max
“You play defense. I play open fence.” – Max
“That dog has anger problems. He needs therapy.” – Frank (Will Arnette)
“What are you, the spinning head lego guy?” – Frank
“Tell them, Sarge.” –Max
“I am on it, Max.” –Frank
“Besides, how hard can dog shows be? I will just google it.” – Max
“What kind of dog likes hip hop?” – Frank
“We should be best friends. You’re a dog. I am the man.” – Frank
“You want a best friend? Get a labradoodle.” –Max
“Rent a dog? Nope.” – Mattie (Natasha Lyonne)
“Dogs have their own dogs? Is that a thing?” –Frank
“You’re from New York, aren’t you?” –Sprinkles (Gabriel Iglesias)
“Hey Grandpa, you don’t bit my person.” –Dante (Alan Cumming)
“If you want to look like a dog handler, you have to follow everything.” –Mattie
“How did you become so alpha?” –Sprinkles
“By not caring.” –Max
“So freaking alpha.” –Sprinkles
“I accept, but I get to be the bad cop.” –Philippe (Stanley Tucci)
“Hey guys. Are you investigating frosting too?” –Sprinkles
“I believe that everyone needs to choose love themselves. Even if they are dogs.” –Frank
“This is amazing.” –Daisy (Jordan Sparks)
“So what you’re a cop?” –Daisy
“I am undercover as a show dog.” –Max
“You can’t just push the river. It flows on it’s own.” –Karma (Shaquille O’Neal)
“I don’t dwell in the past. The past is the present.” –Karma
“All aboard the happy time express.” –Philippe
“Everything seems a lot better when you begin to trust people that think different ways.” –Max
“One day future gentleman will poop on statues of us.” –Male Pigeon
Overall, we thought that movie was great for the entire family especially for the dog lovers.
SHOW DOGS is a family comedy about the unlikely pairing of a human detective (Arnett) and his canine partner (voice of Chris “Ludacris” Bridges), who has to go undercover at the world’s most exclusive dog show and recruit an all-star cast of animal helpers to solve his biggest case yet.
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