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Shaft Quotes
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“Your name’s Shaft, not Chase.”- Maya Babanikos (Regina Hall)
“You said no one would hurt us here. Not in Harlem.”- Maya to Shaft
“I’m not an agent-agent per say.”- JJ Shaft (Jessie T. Usher)
“Put me in the game, Coach.”- JJ
“Well, you’re in the FBI aren’t you?”- Sasha (Alenxandra Shipp) to JJ
“Yo, you a cop?”- Harlem kid (Jalyn Hall)
“Where do you work, Panera or like the Apple Store?”- Harlem kid to JJ
“Those aren’t reasonable prices, but. . .”- JJ
“I’m not a gun guy.”- JJ
“Pump your brakes now.”- John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson)
“So my blood is collecting checks from the FBI?”- Shaft to JJ
“How does it feel to be working for the man?”- Shaft to JJ
“You’ve been stalking my Facebook?”- JJ
“I need your help.”- JJ to Shaft
“You can’t afford me.”- Shaft
“You owe me.”- JJ
“You either get in or get gone.”- Shaft to JJ
“You think too much.”- Shaft to JJ
“I want two uninterrupted hours with Halle Berry.”- Shaft
“That’s your son?”- Manny Orozco (Ian Casselberry)
“Pride and joy.”- Shaft
“For real?”- Shaft
“Yes.”- JJ
“For real?”- Shaft and Manny
“What kind of a metaphor is that?”- JJ to Shaft
“I can’t have you on these streets besmirching our family name.”- Shaft to JJ
“Oh my God, you have a son?”- Sugar (Tashiana Washington)
“He’s just upset because he’s wearing silk.”- JJ
“See? Like father like son.”- JJ to Shaft
“Number 3- Never throw up on a hot girl.”- Shaft to JJ
“Is that a lemon tower?”- Shaft to JJ
“Don’t be the whiny hangover guy.”-Shaft to JJ
“It’s my duty to please that booty.”- Shaft
“Good seeing you.”- Shaft
“Bad seeing you.”- Maya
“You can’t be too prepared.”-John Shaft, Sr. (Richard Roundtree)
“I’m coming with you.”- John Shaft, Sr.
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