There are tons of great Saturday Night Quotes in Sony’s newest film! Be sure to check out our Saturday Night review and leave a comment with your favorite lines from the movie.

Saturday Night Quotes

“We all decided it was much funnier than a donkey.”- Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle)

“We can’t expect people to recognize something that they haven’t seen before.”- Lorne

“You are so fluffy.”- Andy Kaufman (Nicholas Braun)

“Garrett don’t do Voo Doo.”- Garrett Morris (Lamorne Morris)

“This is exactly where we want to be on Saturday night.”- Dave Wilson (Robert Wuhl)

“She’s simply doing her job.”- Lorne

“Am I a silent robber type?”- Garrett

“It’s probably good luck!”- Gilda Radner (Ella Hunt)

“Hey, come on, man. Violence, really? – Jim Henson (Nicholas Braun)

“I don’t think the writers on the seventeenth floor speak Muppet.”- Jim Henson

“You are a professional comedian?”- Bill Preston (Jon Batiste)

“I don’t know why they actually hired me.”- Garrett

“Oh, come on, Rosie, not the (explicit) bees.”- John Belushi (Matt Wood)

“I am a trained professional.”- John

“He’s better than Brando.”- Lorne

“Must you turn him into a bee?”- Lorne

“Rosie, it’s our shot.”- Lorne
“It’s A shot.”- Rosie Shuster (Rachel Sennott)

“How much are we spending on this insurrection?” – Dave Tebet (Willem Dafoe)
“Can you see talent standing inches from your face?”- Dave

“Are you nervous?”- Al Franken (Taylor Gray)

“I’m just a bagel looking for a lox.”- Gilda

“Lorne, we’re over budget.”- Dick Ebersol (Cooper Hoffman)

“Hello, everybody.”- Andy

“What is the show?”- Dick
“I mean, honestly, Dick, if you don’t know by now. . .”- Lorne

“Cheers to staying out of the spotlight.”- Jane Curtin (Kim Matula)

“Checks out.”- John

“Would Jimi Hendrix play in mittens?”- Rosie

“How was that?’- Lorne
“It was horrible.”- Michael O’Donoghue (Tommy Dewey)

“The Muppets are flying blind here.”- Jim Henson

“Good luck on your quest, amigo.”- Paul Shaffer (Paul Rust)

“We can check on your face and make sure it isn’t inside out.”- Dan Ackroyd (Dylan O’Brien)

“Which makes me ponder, what am I doing here? – Garrett

“We cut the toga sketch.”- Lorne

“I didn’t record the dress rehearsal.”- Lorne

“I accept your surrender.”- John

“You’re the writer.”- Lorne
“You’re the talker.”- Rosie

“Garrett! Don’t you know a song?”- Gilda

“Perhaps your kids aren’t quite ready for primetime.”- Dave

“Use Chevy Chase. No one will believe it.”- Lorne

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About the movie:

At 11:30pm on October 11, 1975, a ferocious troupe of young comedians and writers changed television and culture forever. Directed by Jason Reitman and written by Gil Kenan & Reitman, Saturday Night is based on the true story of what happened behind the scenes in the 90 minutes leading up to the first broadcast of Saturday Night Live. Full of humor, chaos, and the magic of a revolution that almost wasn’t, we count down the minutes in real time until we hear those famous words…