Not only did my family review the movie, but we also came up with a list of the best Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken Quotes.

We are going to need to update these quotes once the movie is out in theaters because we have some good ones that could be considered spoilers so we will wait to publish those toward the bottom. 🙂

If you have a favorite quote front the movie, let us know. We will continue to update this list for all of you!

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken Quotes

• “The ocean is a mysterious world.” -Grandmamah (Jane Fonda)
• “See in real life, Krakens are noble protectors.” -Grandmamah
• “And that is why we should go to prom!” – Ruby
• “You think that’s great? You are looking at the undefeated dodgeball champ!’ -Sam Gillman, brother (Blue Chapman)
• “If anyone asks, we are from Canada.” -Gillman Family
• “Woah.” -Ruby Gillman
• “Your mother never told you, you were royalty?” -Grandmamah
• “You’re always welcome at the graveyard.” -Emo friend
• “Deception, I am on board!” -Emo friend
• “I remember what my mother always told me – You’re gorgeous!” -Chelsea Van Der Zee (Annie Murphy)
• “This is exactly why she shouldn’t go in the ocean.” -Agatha Gillman, mom (Toni Collette)
  “Why did you move near it?” -Uncle Brill (Sam Richardson)
  “We needed to stay moist.” -Agatha Gillman
• “Don’t be mad. I shouldn’t have listened to you.” -Ruby
• “So what else is true about me?” -Ruby
• “This whole time we have been hiding from monsters, it turns out I’m the monster.” -Ruby
• “Sorry son, only the women in our family can turn giant.” -Arthur Gillman, dad (Colman Domingo)
• “At least tell Ruby the whole truth.” -Arthur Gillman
• “I can’t believe mom is still hiding stuff from me.” -Ruby
• “Uncle Brill, focus I need to know who sent you here.” – Ruby
• “I didn’t say grandmother I said land lover.” -Uncle Brill
• “This is the first hug we have had in 15 years.” -Uncle Brill
• “Welcome to the kingdom of the Krakens.” -Uncle Brill
• “I can’t believe you’re my grandma!” -Ruby
  “Please call me, Grandmahmah.” -Grandmamah
• “It’s grand-ma-MA, the ‘ma’ gets higher the second time.” -Grandmamah
• “Don’t worry, I go to therapy now.” -Grandmamah
• “I made someone make them myself.” -gran
• “The women in our family have the mighty power to turn into giant kraken.” -Grandmamah
• “A what now?” -Ruby Gillman
• “Ruby, you’re a princess.” -Grandmamah
• “Princess Ruby haas finally returned home to be my successor.” -Grandmamah
• “Address the crowd.” -Grandmamah
• “I think…I am having a panic attack.” -Ruby Gillman
• “Brag alert!” -Grandmamah
• “That’s my mom. Was she actually cool?” -Ruby
  “Once you know what you’re capable of you will want to be the next Kraken Queen.” -Grandmama
• “Thank you for telling me the truth.” -Ruby
• “She’ll be back. A Kraken always answers the call.”
• “Okay, Ruby. Have a completely, totally ordinary day.” -Ruby Gillman
• “You got this.” -Ruby Gillman
• “I feel like a freak. I just wanna be Ruby Gillman, normal teenager.” -Ruby Gillman
• Ugh Boo. Where is the fun in that? -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “I am a mother blippen mermaid.” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “A ten with a fin.” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “A Super Sea Girl Bestie!” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• I just thought we had a lot in common but if you’re going to be salty about it…bye bye.” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “What if she hates me like I hate my mom?” -Agatha Gillman
• “I love you. Make good choices.” -Agatha Gillman
• “Apologies are so corny.” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “I just want to be Ruby Gilman, normal teenager.” -Ruby
• “What’s the first rule of a mathlete?” -Ruby
  “Never talk about being a mathlete.” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
• “You have powers beyond your imagination.” -Grandmamah
• “You are the protector of all the ocean’s creatures.”
• “It’s up to you to stop the evil mermaids.” -Grandmamah
  “But people love mermaids.” -Ruby Gillman
  “Of course they do. People are stupid.”-Grandmamah
• “Show me how to use my powers.” -Ruby Gillman
• “Are you ready?” -Grandmamah
• “Let’s see what you are capable of.” -Grandmamah
• “How do you shut them off!” -Ruby Gillman
• “It’s time to go big.” -Ruby Gillman
• “Uh, we’re still on for our tutoring sesh later, right?” -Connor
• “Anything for my alge-bae.” -Ruby Gillman
  “Say what?” -Connor
  “I mean, BRO! Alge-BRO, like you’re my brother. You’re my math brother!” -Ruby Gillman
• “I think I like the first one better.” -Connor
• “That guy is terrifying and I live with a warlord.” -Uncle Brill
• “I guess I will have to do something I never thought I’d do.” -Ruby
  “What’s that?” -Chelsea Van Der Zee
  “Ask my mom for advice.” -Ruby
• “Hey everybody, watch how high I can throw my nephew.” -Uncle Brill
• “Stay away from my daughter.” -Agatha Gillman
  “You mean my graandaughter.” – Grandmahmah
• “I never stopped fighting. I might for my family. I fight for the people I love.” -Agatha Gillman
• “Nobody talks to my daughter like that except for me.” – Grandmahmah

Just in case you stumbled across this too early we didn’t want a quote to ruin your experience and the magic of storytelling! Spoilers below:

• “I’m  flippin mermaid and you’re a stupid teenager.”
• “You just got played, dumb dumb.”
• “Your mom chose her own path. She chose you.” -Uncle Brill
• “If this revenge we will face it unafraid.” -Emo friend
• “Trust me I am a mathlete.” -Ruby
• “From now on no more lying.” -Agatha Gillman
• “And no more hiding.” -Ruby

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken Cast

-Ruby Gillman (Lana Condor)
-Grandmamah (Jane Fonda)
-Agatha Gillman (Toni Collette): Ruby’s mom
-Arthur Gillman (Colman Domingo): Ruby’s dad
-Chelsea Van Der Zee (Annie Murphy): The new girl
-Uncle Brill (Sam Richardson): Ruby’s uncle
-Connor(Jaboukie Young-White): Ruby’s crush
-Sam Gillman (Blue Chapman): Ruby’s brother

About the movie:

The movie will be released June 30, 2023 but you can pre-purchase tickets today!

Watch the trailer: