Ghostbusters 2016 Quotes

I LOVED the new Ghostbusters movie!  I can tell you that FINALLY since the embargo is lifted.  Come back and check out my TRUE FAMILY review tomorrow! The movie had SOME amazing MOVIE quotes! You know that I love quotes and these Ghosbusters 2016 quotes had the entire theater laughing so hard!  After you read these MOVIE quotes check out some quotes during the Ghostbusters Press Junket from the actors and creators themselves!

If you are going to the movie looking for an adult movie…you aren’t going to get it…this movie is for your ENTIRE family!  Check out some of my favorite quotes below! If you are wondering on some other Ghostbuster 2016 quotes just comment below and let me add to my list!

Ghostbusters 2016 Quotes

 

“I know God makes no mistake. But he must have been drunk when he made Gertrude’s personality.” –Tour Guide

 

“…more prestigious from Princeton.” –Erin Gilbert

 

“Will you please show Ms. Gilbert to the door?” –Abby
“It is the same door you walked into.” –Ben (Chinese Food Delivery guy)

 

“Well books can’t fly and neither can babies.” –Erin Gilbert

 

“Is it even more funny if I tell you it came from the front?” – Jillian Holtzmann

 

“Ed Mograve died is years ago.” –Tour Guide

 

“He called me and said, ‘Oh my gosh my pants are toast.” –Ed Junior

 

“How are you eating right now?” – Erin Gilbert
“Try saying no to these salty parabolas.” – Jillian Holtzmann

“Ain’t no b&%$@ going to hunt no ghosts.”

 

“Oh my gosh, did you hear that thing? It might be a ghost…no it is a bird.” –Dean

 

“You want to use the bathroom? There is a perfectly good bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.” –Patty

 

“It is not about the end result, it is about the journey.” –Abby

 

“I thought the floating hot dog implied a ghost was holding it.” –Kevin

 

“Oh Kevin, that is a manly name. My name is Erin with an “E” for everything you want.” – Erin Gilbert

 

“An aquarium is a submarine for fish.” –Kevin

 

“I don’t have a cat. I have a dog named Mike Hat.” –Kevin

 

“Whatever they are no one should have to encounter that type of evil. Except your girls.”

 

“I am joining the club.” –Patty

 

“I can borrow a car from my uncle.” –Patty

 

“Stonebrook theater. There is a goat on the loose.” –Kevin

 

“This movie is so terrible it is making him angry. Play something gentle!” –Patty

 

“Charge the lights. Create the vortex. Break the variables.” –The evil guy.

 

“Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?” –Dr. Hiess

 

That man went through the wrong door.” –Kevin

 

“If it is a crime to look good, guilty as charged!” –Patty

 

“If the cat is out of the bag, you can’t put it back in.” –Erin

 

“Please don’t be like the mayor in Jaws.” – Erin Gilbert

 

“I don’t drive to Chinatown. I don’t drive wackos. & I ain’t fraid of no ghosts!” –Taxi Driver

 

“Who is the flying beef cake.” –CIA

 

“I feel like the slime is after me personally.” – Erin Gilbert

About Ghostbusters

Thirty years after the original film took the world by storm, Ghostbusters is back and fully rebooted for a new generation. Director Paul Feig combines all the paranormal fighting elements that made the original franchise so beloved with a cast of new characters, played by the funniest actors working today. Get ready to watch them save the world this summer!

In theaters July 15, 2016!