Deadpool 2 Quotes

You have come across our list of Deadpool 2 Quotes.  We sent Movie Myla Tosatto to review the film and share her favorite lines from the movie.  If you have seen the movie, you might want to share your favorite line so we can add it to our list.

Deadpool 2 Quotes

 

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

“. . .People no one would touch, but me. I’m going to touch them all over.”- Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds)

“Hit it, Dolly.”- Deadpool before 9 to 5 starts playing

“Scout Master Kevin?”- Deadpool after seeing a naked bad guy

“A panic room, really? Can you come out? I really gotta go. It’s my anniversary.”- Deadpool

“Do you remember the movie, Interview with a Vampire?”- Dopinder (Karan Soni)
“I don’t want to.”- Deadpool

“You’re my Tom Cruise.”- Dopinder
“And you’re my Kirsten Dunst.”- Deadpool

“Kiss me like you miss me, Red.”- Vanessa (Morena Baccarin)

“You’re a lot smarter than I look.”- Deadpool

“Thank God I didn’t have to use the cream cheese spreader.”- Deadpool

“Papa, can you hear me?”- Deadpool channeling his inner Yentl

“George Michael was right. I’m never going to dance again.”- Deadpool

“With training, you can be X-Men.”- Colossus (Stefan Kapicic)

“Like Beyonce says, Please- Please stop cheating on me.”- Deadpool to Colossus

“Stay back or Justin Bieber dies.”- Russell (Julain Dennison)

“I wonder what gang I’ll be in. Is there a sorting hat?”- Deadpool

“When was the last time you saw a plus size superhero? Never.”- Russell

“Give me a bow and arrow and basically I’m Hawkeye.”- Deadpool

“Who are you?”-Cable (Josh Brolin)
“I’m Batman.”- Deadpool

“You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”- Deadpool to Cable

“What’s your super power?”- Deadpool
“Courage.”- Dopinder
“Adorable.”- Deadpool

“We need a secret code. KAW KAW (imitating a crow). No, that’s stupid.”- Russell

“I cried when they cancelled Felicity.”- Weasel (TJ Miller)

“I don’t know about this Cable fellow, but he hasn’t killed as many people as melanoma.”- Peter (Rob Delaney)

“I don’t remember asking your opinion, Peter.”- Deadpool to Domino

“After all this time, I still can’t talk about it. Who knew the wind would be so strong?”- Deadpool

“Seriously, I don’t get it. Do you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes?”- Deadpool

“Use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable from killing that kid.”- Deadpool to Domino

“I guess Dub Step never dies.”- Cable (Josh Brolin)

“x-force.”- Deadpool whispers to Domino

“Cool your pits.”- Deadpool to Domino

“. . .and that’s why we never eat a raw starfish.”- Deadpool

“Once again, intolerance rears its ugly head.”- Deadpool

“I should have finished college.”- Domino (Zazie Beetz)

“Time to make the chimichangas.”- Deadpool

“I have a gluten sensitivity.”-Deadpool to Cable

“Zip it, Thanos.”- Deadpool to Cable

“Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”- Deadpool to Cable

“That’s how we do it in Mother Russia.”- Colossus

“Tell me they got that in slow motion.”- Deadpool

“Do you want to build a snowman?”- Deadpool

 

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