WOW! Not only did this movie have great visual comedy but the Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Quotes were so good and funny! If you are looking through my list I know you have probably seen the film and loved it as much as we did! We wanted to create a list of our favorite lines from the movie and we want you to help us add to our list! I did my best at jotting them down as quickly as I can during the film but I know there might be a mistake or two. It happens! Seriously check out some of these epic quotes!
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Quotes
“It is a bird. It is a plane, It is an egg salad sandwich!” – Random guy.
“I told you two a million times not to draw these million comics.” –Principal Krupp (Ed Helms)
“Wow that is an expensive door.” — George (Kevin Hart)
“The proof is here in my gut!” –Principal Krupp
“He must have a lot of proof in there.” –Harold (Thomas Middleditch)
“This Saturday is the mandatory invention summit.” –Krupp
“The seventh planet from the sun is called Uranus, known as a gas giant.” –Teacher
“Most superheroes look like a guy flying around in their underpants.” –George
“What happened to his face?” George
“I think he is smiling.” –Harold
“Extra Credit! It feels so good!” –Melvin (Jordan Peele)
“Are you going to tell our parents?” –Harold
“No. It’s obvious your parents are total failures.” –Mr. Krupp
“I’M GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP!” -Mr. Krupp
“Longest relationships never work.” –George
“I will tell you what we are going to do. First think tomorrow morning we are getting this turtle. “ – George
“Separate classes is the end of the world as we know it!” –George
“Like liking seems to end at marriage.” –Harold
“Turtle and I have become quite attached. I carry him wherever I go.” –Mr. Krupp
“Why thank you, vehicle person.” –Captain Underpants
“What kind of plastic hokum is this? “ –Harold
“You are so good at operating a crane, Harold.” –George
“Never underestimate the power of Captain Underpants.” –Captain Underpants
“We probably shouldn’t snoop around.” –George
“Probably not.” –Harold
“Not so Cheerios.” (Cereal)
“Ah a triangle! It dings.” –Captain Underpants.
“Not even babysitting?” –Captain Underpants
“I would never sit on a baby!” Professor P (Nick Kroll)
“Children must never laugh.” –Professor P
“It’s like we are the same person. But yet we are so so different.” –George.
“Mr. P, why are you trying to get rid of laughter? Isn’t laughter the best medicine?” –Harold
“Medicine is the best medicine.” –Professor P
“Thank you , human woman.” – Captain Underpants
“What is wrong with your face? Do you got to sneeze?” –Professor P
“Anti human boy. The suck up from class?” – Professor P
“You have a sense of humor like a chair and a super model.” –Professor P
“Where are all the teachers?” –Harold
“Detention. They have a real attitude problem.” –Captain Underpants
“Poopypants has no gas.” You can’t write this stuff!” –Professor P
“Do not interrupt when I am reading monotone from the textbook.” –Teachers
“The problem isn’t that people laugh at you, but rather you can’t laugh at yourself.” –George
“Really, Oprah!” –Professor P
“Extra credit of survival!” –George
“Never estimate the power of laughter.” –George
“He has REAL superpowers!” –Harold
“I can’t believe we made him.” –George
“And he is even awesome in real life.” –Harold
If you loved these Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Quotes be sure to check out the trailer! You are going to love the movie, it was really funny and well written!
About Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Based on the worldwide sensation and bestselling book series, and boasting an A-list cast of comedy superstars headed by Kevin Hart and Ed Helms, DreamWorks Animation brings audiences the long-awaited global movie event, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie. This raucously subversive comedy for the entire family tells the story of two overly imaginative pranksters named George and Harold, who hypnotize their principal into thinking he’s a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.
John J. Schmidt says
George and Harold repeatedly and openly demean a guy for being short, old, having an accent and an unusual name. Then, when the poor guy has the nerve to get upset about it, they tell him it’s his fault for not being able to laugh at himself. Great life lesson there … for bullies. You might want to spend some time shopping for new heroes. 😉