Blockers Quotes list was created by Myla Tosatto when reviewing the film. She put together her favorite quotes and lines from the movie! There were so many good ones in this movie. If you have a favorite you think we should add to our list, please comment below!
Blockers Quotes
“I’m Mitchell, Kayla’s hero.”- Mitchell (John Cena) making an introduction
“I think our daughters are friends so that means I think we’re friends.”- Hunter (Ike Barinholtz)
“This isn’t built for comfort- it’s built for speed.”- Mitchell about an undergarment
“She gave me a sticker, too. Because I was good.”- Julie (Kathryn Newton) about the pediatrician
“Yes! Olive Garden! Breadsticks for life!”- Kayla (Geraldine Viswanathan)
“I never know what you’re talking about.”- Julie to Sam (Gideon Adlon) when Sam makes a geek reference
“You know Jen- she draws those silly cartoons.”- Brenda (June Diane Raphael)
“Oh, Racist Jen.”- Frank (Hannibal Burgess)
“We’re going to light it up like its PROM NIGHT.”- Hunter
“Intense. Professional grip. Cheers.”- Connor (Miles Robbins) to Mitchell
“That means she’s down to clown.”- Mitchell
“She always told me the truth, now I’m swimming in a sea of lies.”- Lisa (Leslie Mann)
“Stop saying what I’m saying.”- Lisa
“Stop saying what I’m saying.”- Hunter
“How am I going to get into the mood?”- Julie
“I don’t know, light your Walgreens candle?”- Kayla
“It’s all fun and games until there’s a decapitation.”- Rudy (Colton Dunn)
“Oh yeah, I can run a six minute mile. My lung capacity is legit.”- Kayla
“Untuck your shirt. You look like a youth minister.”- Lisa to Mitchell
“I saw this in a romantic comedy, American Beauty.”- Julie
“You saw the whole thing?”- Austin (Graham Phillips)
“I have lipgloss.”- Lisa to Mitchell
“I don’t have lipgloss.”- Lisa to Hunter
“I’m relaxed. I’m dilated.”- Mitchell
“The night is not over- the night has just begun.”- Angelica (Ramona Young) to Sam
“Knock Knock.”- Lisa
“Who’s there?”- Michell
“Me winning.”- Lisa
“wwvdd?”- Hunter
“This slow and unfurious attitude is not helping us.”- Hunter
“Do you think my new clothes go with my fedora? Just kidding. I know they do.”- Chad (Jimmy Bellinger)
“Let’s relax. We could do some light journaling.”- Connor to Kayla
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