Did you watch the new Barbie movie yet?! We reviewed it and had to share the BEST Barbie Movie quotes. If you have, we have the most up-to-date list of quotes! Wondering what we thought of the movie? Read our review too!

Now, whether you are looking for quotes from Barbie, Ken, Weird Barbie, other Barbie, or other Ken…we have several to share.

If you have seen the movie and have a favorite Barbie movie quote, let us know! So now, we will continue to add to this list because we often see movies we like multiple times!

Barbie Movie Quotes 2023

In this section, I have included not only quotes but the best dialogue from the film.

• “Thank you, Barbie!” -Everyone

 

• “Buckle up, Babe. Barbieland is now Kenland.” -Ken (Ryan Gosling)

 

• “We failed them.” -Barbie (Margot Robbie)
  “No, you failed me.” -Ken

 

• “The real world is not perfect, but you inspire me.” – Barbie

 

• “Great. Not even broken.” – Barbie (Doctor)

 

• “Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.” -Ken
  “You’re very brave, Ken.” -Barbie

 

• “Here I’m just a dude and you know what? That’s enough!” -Ken

 

• “Hey, Barbie. Can I come to your house tonight?” -Ken 
  “Sure. I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and planned choreography and bespoke song. “You should stop by.” -Barbie 
  “So cool.” -Ken

 

• “This is the best day ever.” – Barbie
  “It is the best day ever. And so was yesterday and so is tomorrow and every day from now until forever.” – Barbie

 

• “Do you guys ever think about dying?” – Barbie

 

• “Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold Shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground.” – Barbie

 

• “Flat feet!” – Barbies
  “Ahhhhhhhh!” – Barbies

 

• “Hi, Barbie! Hi, Barbie…” – Barbie

 

• “What do I have to do?” – Barbie
  “You have to go to the real world. You can go back to your regular life or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours.” -Weird Barbie (Kate McKinnon)
  “The first one. The high heel.” -Barbie
  “You have to want to know Okay? Do it again.” -Weird Barbie

 

• “Good night Barbies. I am definitely not thinking of death anymore.” – Barbie

 

• “I am comin’ with you.” – Ken
  “Okay” -Barbie

 

• “Wow. This is the real world.” – Barbie

 

• “What is going on? Why are these men looking at me?” -Barbie
  “Yeah, they are also staring at me.” -Ken

 

• “Did you bring your rollerblades?” -Barbie
  “I literally go nowhere without them.” – Ken

 

• “What are you doing here?” – Barbie
  “I’m coming with you.” – Ken

 

• “Barbie. In the real world. That is impossible.” – Gloria, the mom (America Ferrera)

 

• “If this got out, this could mean extremely weird things for our world. This could be…
  CATASTROPHIC.” – Mattel CEO (Will Ferrel)

 

• “We haven’t played with Barbies until we were like five years old.” – Sasha, the daughter(Ariana Greenblatt)
  “Oh.” – Barbie

 

• “No one rests until this doll is back in a box.” – Mattel CEO

 

• “Humans only have one ending.” – Ruth Handler, created Barbie (Rhea Perlman)

 

• Get that Barbie. – Mattel CEO

 

• “Ideas live forever.” – Ruth Handler
• “We mothers stand still so that our daughters can look back and see how far they’ve come.” – Ruth

• “Since the very first little girl existed, there have been dolls.” – Narrator (Helen Mirren)

 

• “ Yes, Barbie changed everything and then she changed again.” – Narrator

 

• “Because Barbie could be anything, Women can be anything.” – Narrator

 

• “Thanks to Barbie. All problems of feminism and equal rights have all been solved.” – Narrator
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• “Turning our democracy into a ‘Kenocrasy’” -Barbie

 

• “Nobody is going to beach anyone off.” -Barbie

 

• “My job is actually just… Beach.” – Ken

 

• “So cool.” – Ken

 

• “And even Wednesdays!” – Barbie

 

• “I am just dying to dance!” – Barbie

 

• “Wow, Ken you can go now.” – Barbie

 

• “You’re malfunctioning.” – Barbie (not Margot)

 

• “You’re going to have to see weird Barbie. – Barbie (not Margot)

 

• “I would never wear heels if my feet were like this.” – Barbie
• “Welcome to my weird house, sorry about the dog crap.” – Weird Barbie

 

• “I would like to see what type of nude blob is packed under those jeans.” – Weird Barbie

 

• “Oh, you’ve done it you’ve opened a portal!” – Weird Barbie

 

• “ I am the stereotypical Barbie.” – Barbie
  “ You’re a bummer. I am bummed that you’re a bummer.” -Weird Barbie

 

• “I bet everyone I’ll say thank you and give you a big hug!” – Barbie (not Margot)

 

• “Ken’s not cool!” – Barbie
  “He is to me!” – Beach Ken
• “Wow, this is the real world.” – Barbie
  “ I told you there would be a beach.” – Ken

 

• “No. I won’t let you do just one appendectomy.” -Doctor
  “But I’m a man”. -Ken
  “But not a doctor.” -Doctor
  “Can I talk to a doctor?” -Ken
  “You are talking to a doctor.” -Doc
  “I need a click pen.” -Ken
  “No” – Doc
  “And a sharp thing.” -Ken
  “No.” -Doc
  “There he is. Doctor!” – Ken
  “Somebody get security.” -Doctor

 

• “They’re also staring at me, I love it!” – Ken

 

• “ I don’t have a vagina, and he doesn’t have a penis. We don’t have genitals.” – Barbie

 

• “Oh. look the supreme court!” – Barbie (to a Beauty Pageant Sign)
  “You’re so smart.” – Ken

 

• “Can I put it in a whisper?” – Aaron Dinkins, like an intern” (Connor Swindells)
  “Fine, whisper me.” – Mattel CEO

 

• “I feel amazing!” – Ken
  “That’s because kids don’t take it out on the dads.” -School Mom

 

• “Aren’t you guys going to thank me and give me a big hug?” -Barbie

 

• “You represent everything wrong with our culture.” – Sasha

 

• “I am supposed to help you and make you powerful.” – Barbie

 

• “I would like to apply for your job as beach.” – Ken
  “But there’s nobody in danger here.” – Lifeguard
  “And if there was, it wouldn’t be my problem!” – Ken

 

• “She thinks I’m a fascist!” – Barbie

 

• “Everything is backward here?” – Barbie

 

• “Isn’t something we were worried about, ever.” – Barbie

 

• “We are a company literally made of women…We had Jill Barrad as a CEO in the 90s, a woman’s CEO sometime….So that- there’s two.” – Mattel CEO

 

• “I am the son of a mother, I am the mother of a son, and the nephew to a woman aunt… Some of my friends are Jewish!” – Mattel CEO

 

• “So a woman does work here!” – Barbie

 

• “Real world isn’t what I thought it was.” – Barbie

 

• “Where did you learn to drive like this?…” – Sasha
  “So there’s this guy,” – Gloria
  “Was it Dad?” – Sasha
  “Yeah it was..” – Gloria

 

• “Mojo dojo casa house.” – Ken
  “You don’t need to say casa and house or dojo.” – Barbie
  “It’s about how it sounds. Try it…mojo dojo casa house.” – Ken
  “No, no don’t say it.” -Barbie

 

• “Barbieland is now Kenland.” – Ken

 

• “Every night is boys’ night!” – Ken

 

• “Note the filmmakers, if you wanted to make this point, Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast for this role.” – A voiceover

 

• “I made you to not have an ending.” – Ruth

 

• I am Kenough.” – a quote on Ken’s shirt.

 

• “Ideas live forever, humans not so much.” – Ruth

Monologue About Women

“It is literally impossible to be a woman.
You are very beautiful and very smart… and it breaks my soul that you think you’re not good enough, like we’re always supposed to be extraordinary, but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.
We have to be skinny, but not too much and you must not say you want to be skinny. You must say you want a healthy weight, but also… YES you have to be skinny.
You must have money, but you can’t ask for money because that would be rude.
You gotta be a boss, but you can’t be tough. You must lead, but you cannot crush other people’s ideas.
You’re supposed to love being a mom, but you don’t talk about your kids all the time.
You have to be a professional, but also always take care of everyone else.
You are responsible for men’s misbehavior, WHICH IS CRAZY, but if you notice that, you’re accused of being a whine.
You’re expected to keep yourself pretty for men, but not so pretty you ‘try them too much’ or threaten other women… because you’re supposed to be part of the sorority.
You must always stand out and always be very grateful… but never forget the system is fixed, so find how to acknowledge it but remember to be grateful.
You must never grow old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never stumble, never fail or show fear and, of course, you must never be sassy.
It’s very hard, it’s too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you. And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything WRONG, but also, everything that happens is YOUR FAULT.
I’m tired of seeing myself and every woman doing the impossible for others to love us.”
– America Ferrera as Gloria
Barbie (2023)

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About the Barbie Movie

To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a perfect place. Unless you have a full-on existential crisis. Or you’re a Ken.

From Oscar-nominated writer/director Greta Gerwig (“Little Women,” “Lady Bird”) comes “Barbie,” starring Oscar-nominees Margot Robbie (“Bombshell,” “I, Tonya”) and Ryan Gosling (“La La Land,” “Half Nelson”) as Barbie and Ken, alongside America Ferrera (“End of Watch,” the “How to Train Your Dragon” films), Kate McKinnon (“Bombshell,” “Yesterday”), Issa Rae (“The Photograph,” “Insecure”), Rhea Perlman (“I’ll See You in My Dreams,” “Matilda”), and Will Ferrell (the “Anchorman” films, “Talladega Nights”). The film also stars Michael Cera (“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” “Juno”), Ariana Greenblatt (“Avengers: Infinity War,” “65”), Ana Cruz Kayne (“Little Women”), Emma Mackey (“Emily,” “Sex Education”), Hari Nef (“Assassination Nation,” “Transparent”), Alexandra Shipp (the “X-Men” films), Kingsley Ben-Adir (“One Night in Miami,” “Peaky Blinders”), Simu Liu (“Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings”), Ncuti Gatwa (“Sex Education”), Scott Evans (“Grace and Frankie”), Jamie Demetriou (“Cruella”), Connor Swindells (“Sex Education,” “Emma.”), Sharon Rooney (“Dumbo,” “Jerk”), Nicola Coughlan (“Bridgerton,” “Derry Girls”), Ritu Arya (“The Umbrella Academy”), Grammy Awardwinning singer/songwriter Dua Lipa and Oscar-winner Helen Mirren (“The Queen”).

Gerwig directed “Barbie” from a screenplay by Gerwig & Oscar nominee Noah Baumbach (“Marriage Story,” “The Squid and the Whale”), based on Barbie by Mattel. The film’s producers are Oscar nominees David Heyman (“Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood,” “Marriage Story,” “Gravity”), Robbie (“Birds of Prey,” “Promising Young Woman,” “I, Tonya”), Tom Ackerley (“Promising Young Woman,” “I, Tonya”) and Robbie Brenner (“Dallas Buyers Club”), with Gerwig, Baumbach, Ynon Kreiz, Richard Dickson, 2 Michael Sharp, Josey McNamara, Courtenay Valenti, Toby Emmerich and Cate Adams serving as executive producers.

Gerwig’s creative team behind the camera included Oscar-nominated director of photography Rodrigo Prieto (“The Irishman,” “Silence,” “Brokeback Mountain”), Oscarnominated production designer Sarah Greenwood (“Beauty and the Beast,” “Anna Karenina”), Oscar-winning costume designer Jacqueline Durran (“Little Women,” “Anna Karenina”), editor Nick Houy (“Little Women,” “Lady Bird”), visual effects supervisor Glen Pratt (“Paddington 2,” “Beauty and the Beast”) and music supervisor George Drakoulias (“White Noise,” “Marriage Story”), with a score by Oscar winners Mark Ronson and Andrew Wyatt (“A Star Is Born”), who also contributed to numerous songs on the film’s soundtrack. The soundtrack includes an impressive roster of today’s hottest music artists, including Lizzo, Dua Lipa, Nicki Minaj & Ice Spice with Aqua, Charli XCX, KAROL G feat. Aldo Ranks, Tame Impala, Dominic Fike, HAIM, The Kid LAROI, Khalid, PinkPantheress, GAYLE, Ava Max, FIFTY FIFTY and more.

Warner Bros. Pictures Presents a Heyday Films Production, a LuckyChap Entertainment Production, an NB/GG Pictures Production, a Mattel Production, “Barbie.” The film will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures and released in theaters only nationwide on July 21, 2023 and beginning internationally on July 19, 2023.

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