Wow! If you have seen Bad Moms and Bad Moms Christmas you know it is filled with lots of laughter! We created our list of Bad Moms Christmas Quotes that had us laughing hard!
If you had a favorite line, please let us know! The movie is now playing in theaters so be sure to enjoy it while the popcorn is yummy and you can still leave the kids at home! This post contains affiliate links.
Also, check out our movie review and see if you loved it as much as we did!
Bad Moms Christmas Quotes
“I’m Amy Mitchell and I ruined Christmas.”- Amy (Mila Kunis)
“Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year.” – Amy
“Your daddy and I were playing a fun little grown-up game.” – Amy
“You played it 7 times.” – His daughter
“Are these lobster Santa hats? Is that a thing?”- Amy
“Mom you didn’t tell me you were coming for Christmas.” – Carla (Kathryn Hahn)
“It’s Christmas.” – Isis
“Who’s next? No, not you, Sasquatch. I can’t handle you right now.”- Carla
“How old is he now?”- Isis (Susan Sarandon) asking about her grandson
“15 or 17-“- Carla
“I’m sorry we’re late. He drives like a girl.”- Christine Baranski (Amy’s mother)
“Why can’t my husband buy his own mom’s gifts? I don’t even like his mom. She blames her farts on my kids.” –KiKi (Kristen Bell)
“When things aren’t going our way, what do we do?” – Carla
“We hide in the bathroom.” – Kiki
“I didn’t know Rite Aid made Christmas decorations.”- Amy’s mother to Amy
“Amy, this is Christmas. The big show.”- Ruth to Amy
“That’s our new Christmas tree. I got it at Lady’s Foot Locker.”- Amy
“Here kids, have some breakfast candy.”- Ruth, Amy’s mother
“Grandmas don’t play dodge ball.”- Amy
“Moms don’t enjoy they give joy.” – Ruth
“I am super rock ‘n roll. I woke up in a park this morning.” – Carkla
“I’ll put a filter on it so you don’t look so tired.”- Gwendolyn (Christina Applegate) to Amy after taking her photo
“Amy, he is the godfather of cool jazz.”- Amy’s mother speaking about Kenny G
“You can’t kick Kenny G out of the house, he’s a national treasure.”- Amy’s mother
“I need you to know that I love you.” – Amy
“What is that supposed to mean?” – Ruth
When the original Bad Moms movie came out, I was able to attend the press event in LA for it, and it was so much fun! We did interviews, makeovers, and more! It was a pretty amazing event!
Bad Mom’s Christmas is a hilarious adult movie that is now available on Amazon!