Avengers: Infinity War Quotes

Myla Tosatto helped us come up with a list for the best Avengers: Infinity War Quotes.  She adds this very specific disclosure that these are “KINDA SPOILERY- BE FOREWARNED”.  There is a good chance that you have already seen the movie and you are sharing your favorite line from the film.  We just went to see the movie again for the second time and will be adding some more quotes.  Please remember this is an ongoing list! If you have one you are trying to remember or would like to share, please comment below!  I have a feeling we will be back to the theater soon!  Be sure to also read one of two Avengers: Infinity War reviews!

Avengers: Infinity War Quotes

“Smile because even in death, you’ve become children of Thanos.”- Ebony Maw (Tom Vaughan-Lawlor) to the Asgardians

“You may think this is suffering. No this is Salvation.” – Thanos (Josh Brolin)

“For one thing, I’m not Asgardian. And for another, we have The Hulk.”- Loki (Tom Hiddleston) to Thanos

“You are going to die for that.”- Thor (Chris Hemsworth) to Thanos

“If you consider failure experience.” -Thanos to Loki

“There are two more infinity stones on Earth. Find them, my children, and bring them to Titan.”- Thanos

“You will never be a god.”- Loki to Thanos

“I wouldn’t say no to a tuna melt.”- Wong (Benedict Wong) to Dr. Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch)

“Thanos is coming.”- Bruce (Mark Ruffalo) to Wong and Dr. Strange

“Tony Stark, I’m Dr. Stephen Strange. You need to come with me.”- Dr. Strange

“What is your job besides making balloon animals?”- Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) to Dr. Strange

“I am sorry, are you giving out tickets or something?” – Tony Stark to Dr. Strange

“Who can find Vision then?”- Dr. Strange
“Probably Steve Rogers.”- Tony Stark

“Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?”- Bruce to Tony about the Avengers

“Please get lost squidward.” – Tony Stark

“I’m sorry, Earth is closed today.”- Tony Stark

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”- Tony to Bruce

“He is from space. He came to steal a necklace from a wizard.” -Tony to SpiderMan

“Come on, Hulk. What are you doing?”- Bruce

“What is the matter with you kids? You have never seen a spaceship before?” -Bus Driver

“Hey, Man! What’s up, Mr. Stark?”- Spiderman

“It’s a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.”- Dr. Strange

“I should have stayed on the bus.”- Spiderman

“Okay, Guardians, don’t forget- this might get dangerous so put on your mean faces.”- Peter Quill (Chris Pratt)

“I am Groot.”- Groot (Vin Diesel)

“He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.”- Drax (Dave Bautsta) to Quill about Thor

“Families can be tough.”- Thor to Gamora (Zoe Saldana)

“You will not be taking our pod today, sir.”- Quill to Thor

“Are you mocking me?”- Thor
“Are you mocking me?”- Quill

“The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest amongst you.”- Thor about Rocket (Bradley Cooper)

“Me and Groot will go with the pirate angel here.”- Rocket

“I bid you good luck and farewell, morons.”- Thor to the rest of the Guardians

“You’re quite the fighter, Gamora. Come, let me help you.”- Thanos to Gamora

“I will do you better.  WHY is Gamora.”  -Drax

“Dude, how long have you been standing there?”- Quill
“An hour.”- Drax

“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?” – Peter Quill

“Today he pays for the death of my wife and daughter.”- Drax

“Let her go, Grimace.”- Quill to Thanos

“There’s an Ant-Man and a Spiderman?”- Bruce

“You are all invited to my wedding.” -Tony Stark

“The White Wolf has rested long enough.”- T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman)

“Where’s the fight?”- Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan)
“On its way.”- T’Challa

“You can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spiderman if there isn’t a neighborhood.”- Peter Parker

“Okay, kid, you’re an Avenger now.”- Tony to Peter Parker

“You speak Groot?”- Rocket
“Yes. It was taught on Asgard. It was an elective.”- Thor

“Thank you, sweet rabbit.”- Thor to Rocket

“I don’t want another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.”- Tony to Peter Parker

“I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri.”- Quill in the greatest line of dialog of all time

“Dude, don’t call us plucky. We don’t know what it means.”- Quill

“Should we bow?”- Bruce upon meeting T’Challa
“Yeah, he’s a king.”- James Rhodes (Don Cheadle)

“Thank you for standing with us.”- T’Challa
“Of course, my brother.”- M’Baku (NOTE- I just teared up writing that)

“WAKANDA FOREVER!”- T’Challa

“Alfather, give me strength!”- Thor

“Congratulations. You’re a prophet.”- Strange to Thanos

“How much for the gun?”- Rocket
“Not for sale.”- Bucky
“Okay, how much for the arm?”- Rocket

“I am Groot.”- Groot
“I am Steve Rogers.”- Captain America

“Why was she up there all this time?”- Okoye (Danai Gurira) about Scarlet Witch

“Hulk, we got a lot to figure out, pal.”- Bruce

“That’s really gross.”- Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson)

“I got you. I got you. Sorry, I can’t remember everybody’s name.”- Spiderman

“Did we just lose?”- Quill

“Why did you do that?”- Tony
“We’re in the endgame now.”- Dr. Strange