Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is an enticing second installment to the Beetlejuice universe. Here are some of our favorite quotes! Tell us your favorite quote in the movie, we would love to know.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: Movie Quotes
“The living, the dead. Can they coexist?” – Lydia Deetz
“It’s like we’ve got the same stupid heart!” – Rory
“I am my own canvas.” – Delia Deetz
“What a horrible thought! No, he’s dead.” – Delia Deetz
“Take a number, someone will help you… eventually.” – Receptionist
“Where is Beetlejuice?” – Delores
“When you’re all on your third kid and second divorce we’ll see who gets the last laugh.” – Astrid Deetz
“Astrid! Stop torturing your mother!” – Delia Deetz
“And I lost my horny, handy husband.” – Delia Deetz
“I’m more of a dog person.” – Beetlejuice
“I’ve never seen this chick in my life… or afterlife.” – Beetlejuice
“My ex wife is back!” – Beetlejuice
“[Burp], emotions processed. Thanks.” – Astrid Deetz
“She was the leader of a soul-sucking death cult.” – Beetlejuice
“I could be that kind of dope dad.” – Rory
“Why is your house covered in black fabric?” – Young girl
“It’s a mourning shroud.” Delia Deetz
“You’re not a cop, you’re an actor.” – Wolf’s Helper
“Now’s my chance!” – Beetlejuice
“Maybe the ghost in the attic can give us a hand.” – Astrid Deetz
“My water broke during Kill, Baby, Kill.” – Lydia Deetz
“I thought a moose tried to kill me!” – Delia Deetz
“Again with the creepy breathing.” – Delia Deetz
“Bird watching was my dad’s passion.” – Astrid Deetz
“This is a safe space, okay?” – Beetlejuice
“Mom, c’mon! I’m gonna be late!” – Lydia Deetz
“I’ll pick you up at ten o’clock, not a second later.” – Lydia Deetz
“I like your James Dean costume.” – Astrid Deetz
“Rory loves to fun-suck everything! Even Halloween!” – Delia Deetz
“You never saw us.” – Beetlejuice
“Time to call the rules squad.” – Wolf Jackson
“I have global entry! Is there a line for that?” – Delia Deetz
“All aboard the soul train!” – Soul Singer
“The afterlife is so random.” – Astrid Deetz
“I know people!” – Delia Deetz
“I always thought your whole act was bullshit.” – Astrid Deetz
“I love a good dream sequence!” – Beetlejuice
“My mom grew up here; that old house on the hill.” – Astrid Deetz
“Is your mom Lydia Deetz?” – Jeremy
“Unfortunately.” – Astrid Deetz
“She’s a legend!” – Jeremy
“Ghosts aren’t real, only gullible people believe that kind of crap.” – Astrid Deetz
“I can’t believe I’m doing this. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!” – Lydia Deetz
“I need you to help me save my daughter! But how do I know that you’re going to keep your word?” – Lydia Deetz
“Confronting the unknown, conquering your fears. There’s nothing harder.” – Lydia Deetz
Watch the Trailer
These were just some of our favorite Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie quotes! Here is the movie’s trailer, but be sure to grab popcorn and a friend when you see this movie in person.
Beetlejuice is back! Oscar-nominated, singular creative visionary Tim Burton and Oscar nominee and star Michael Keaton reunite for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the long-awaited sequel to Burton’s awardwinning Beetlejuice.
Keaton returns to his iconic role alongside Oscar nominee Winona Ryder (Stranger Things, Little Women) as Lydia Deetz and two-time Emmy winner Catherine O’Hara (Schitt$ Creek, The Nightmare Before Christmas) as Delia Deetz, with new cast members Justin Theroux (Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi, The Leftovers), Monica Bellucci (Spectre, The Matrix films), Arthur Conti (House of the Dragon) in his feature film debut, with Emmy nominee Jenna Ortega (Wednesday, Scream VI) as Lydia’s daughter, Astrid, and Oscar nominee Willem Dafoe (Poor Things, At Eternity’s Gate).
After an unexpected family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia’s life is turned upside down when her rebellious teenage daughter, Astrid, discovers the mysterious model of the town in the attic and the portal to the Afterlife is accidentally opened. With trouble brewing in both realms, it’s only a matter of time until someone says Beetlejuice’s name three times and the mischievous demon returns to unleash his very own brand of mayhem.
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