I created a list of the best Minions: The Rise of Gru Quotes from the new movie! If you have a favorite quote or line from the new 2022 film, let us know! We wish we could translate all the minion lines because they are hilarious and we always know what they mean! This post contains affiliate links.
Minions: The Rise of Gru Quotes
“Guess who stole the map?” – Belle Bottom (Taraji P. Henson)
“Hello, Beautiful” – Wild Knuckles (Alan Arkin)
“Yeehaw yes the zodiac stone.” – Wild Knuckles
“Soon the power of these unstoppable bests will be ours.” – Wild Knuckles
“Step on it, Sister” – Belle Bottom
“You just got played as a sucka.” – Nun-Chuck (Lucy Lawless)
“I want to be a teacher.” – Kid
“No, you don’t.” – Teacher
“I want to be a supervillain.” – Gru (Steve Carell)
“So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.” – Gru
“He is my new guru.” – Mom (Julie Andrews)
“You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.” – Gru
“Alright, who let the kid in?” -Belle Bottoms
“This puny little child thinks he is going to be a supervillain.” -Belle Bottoms
“I am pretty despicable.” – Gru
“Be Boss Be Boss Be Boss.” – Minions
“Peanuts!” – Bob (Pierre Coffin)
“No, no haha.” – Stuart (Pierre Coffin)
“I’m not many.” -Gru
“Evil is for adults.” – Belle Bottoms
“Did you just trade my future for a pet rock?” – Gru
“All you do is mess everything up. My mom was right, you don’t belong here.” – Gru
“I told you I don’t know where he went you stupid twinkies.” – Birthday kid
“Easy there, Don Rickles.” – Wild Knuckles
“My minions will save me.” -Gru
“You like picking on little guys, huh?” – Master Chow (Michelle Yeoh)
“Just dig down deep and find your inner beast.” – Master Chow
“Kevin, Stuart, Bob are you ready? They are dead.” – Master Chow
“Why don’t we make this a fair fight.” – Belle Bottoms
“Minions Assemble!” – Gru
“Guess who stole the map?” – Belle Bottom (Taraji P. Henson)
“Hello, Beautiful” – Wild Knuckles (Alan Arkin)
“Yeehaw yes the zodiac stone.” – Wild Knuckles
“Soon the power of these unstoppable bests will be ours.” – Wild Knuckles
“Step on it, Sister” – Belle Bottom
“You just got played as a sucka.” – Nun-Chuck (Lucy Lawless)
“I want to be a teacher.” – Kid
“No, you don’t.” – Teacher
“I want to be a supervillain.” – Gru (Steve Carell)
“So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.” – Gru
“He is my new guru.” – Mom (Julie Andrews)
“You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.” – Gru
“Alright, who let the kid in?” -Belle Bottoms
“This puny little child thinks he is going to be a supervillain.” -Belle Bottoms
“I am pretty despicable.” – Gru
“Be Boss Be Boss Be Boss.” – Minions
“Peanuts!” – Bob (Pierre Coffin)
“No, no haha.” – Stuart (Pierre Coffin)
“I’m not many.” -Gru
“Evil is for adults.” – Belle Bottoms
“Did you just trade my future for a pet rock?” – Gru
“All you do is mess everything up. My mom was right, you don’t belong here.” – Gru
“I told you I don’t know where he went you stupid twinkies.” – Birthday kid
“Easy there, Don Rickles.” – Wild Knuckles
“My minions will save me.” -Gru
“You like picking on little guys, huh?” – Master Chow (Michelle Yeoh)
“Just dig down deep and find your inner beast.” – Master Chow
“Kevin, Stuart, Bob are you ready? They are dead.” – Master Chow
“Why don’t we make this a fair fight.” – Belle Bottoms
“Minions Assemble!” – Gru
Minions: The Rise of Gru
This summer, from the biggest global animated franchise in history, comes the origin story of how the world’s greatest supervillain first met his iconic Minions, forged cinema’s most despicable crew and faced off against the most unstoppable criminal force ever assembled in Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Long before he becomes the master of evil, Gru (Oscar® nominee Steve Carell) is just a 12-year-old boy in 1970s suburbia, plotting to take over the world from his basement.
It’s not going particularly well. When Gru crosses paths with the Minions, including Kevin, Stuart, Bob, and Otto—a new Minion sporting braces and a desperate need to please—this unexpected family joins forces. Together, they build their first lair, design their first weapons, and strive to execute their first missions.
When the infamous supervillain supergroup, the Vicious 6, oust their leader—legendary martial arts fighter Wild Knuckles (Oscar® winner Alan Arkin)— Gru, their most devoted fanboy, interviews to become their newest member. The Vicious 6 is not impressed by the diminutive, wannabe villain, but then Gru outsmarts (and enrages) them, and he suddenly finds himself the mortal enemy of the apex of evil. With Gru on the run, the Minions attempt to master the art of kung fu to help save him, and Gru discovers that even bad guys need a little help from their friends.
Featuring more spectacular action than any film in Illumination history and packed with the franchise’s signature subversive humor, Minions: The Rise of Gru stars a thrilling new cast, including, the Vicious 6: Taraji P. Henson as cool and confident leader Belle Bottom, whose chain belt doubles as a lethal disco-ball mace; Jean-Claude Van Damme as the nihilistic Jean Clawed, who’s armed (literally) with a giant robotic claw; Lucy Lawless as Nunchuck, whose traditional nun’s habit hides her deadly nun-chucks; Dolph Lundgren as Swedish roller-skate champion Svengeance, who dispenses his enemies with spin kicks from his spiked skates; and Danny Trejo as Stronghold, whose giant iron hands are both a menace to others and a burden to him.
The film also stars Russell Brand asYoung Dr. Nefario, an aspiring mad scientist, Michelle Yeoh as Master Chow, an acupuncturist with mad kung fu skills, and Oscar® winner Julie Andrews as Gru’s maddeningly self-absorbed mom.
Steered by the franchise’s original creators, Minions: The Rise of Gru is produced by visionary Illumination founder and CEO Chris Meledandri and his longtime collaborators Janet Healy and Chris Renaud. The film is directed by returning franchise filmmaker Kyle Balda (Despicable Me 3, Minions), co-directed by Brad Ableson (The Simpsons) and Jonathan del Val (The Secret Life of Pets films), and features the iconic voice of Pierre Coffin as the Minions and a killer ’70s soundtrack courtesy of legendary Grammy-winning music producer Jack Antonoff.
Watch the trailer below:
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