The Climb Quotes
Myla Tosatto
“What’s a cadence?”- Kyle (Kyle Marvin)
“It’s beautiful. You sweat a lot.”- Mike (Michael Angelo Covino)
“Mike, I’m getting married. How awesome is that?”- Kyle
“I don’t know the exact dates. . .”- Mike after confessing a heinous act
“You’re like a real life Judas.”- Kyle
“Was that a joke? Are you making a joke?”- Kyle
“You’re not my best man anymore.”- Kyle
“I wrote a speech.”- Mike
“He’s not my friend.”- Kyle
“We built this life together. It wasn’t perfect but it was ours.”- Mike
“Now I’m stuck with all the dogs.”- Mike
“I was doing the whole seduction thing.”- Kyle
“But I’m the turkey cutter.”- Kyle
“We’re just saying no.”- Marissa (Gayle Rankin)
“I just did the jingle.”- Kyle
“Oh, that’s nice.”- Grandma (Sondra James)
“Should I get another ticket?”- Jim (George Wendt)
“Wait. They’re getting married?”- Bianca (Eden Malyn)
“I’m happy if you’re happy.”- Suzi (Talia Balsam) to Kyle
“I invited Mike to Christmas.”- Suzi to Kyle
“Listen to me. You gotta go get a haircut.”- Grandma to Mike
“Hey, Mike’s here. He got kind of fat.”- Mike
“How’s everything going?”- Suzi
“ Great.”- Mike
“Is this like a Christmas intervention.”- Mike
“I gave him one eggnog.”- Bianca
“How strong was it?”- Jim
“Um, yea, pretty strong.”- Bianca as Mike lies on the floor
“It’s a hill. You just go down it.”- Mike
“What are you guys doing?”- Marissa
“Jägermeister!”- Kyle
“I just want to relax and have a glass of wine. Like an adult.”- Marissa
“But he’s my friend.”- Kyle
“ I know.”- Marissa
“We should bang pots and pans.”- Mike
“So much scarier with the guns.”- Ronnie (Kris Avedisian)
“Are you ready to die?”- Mike to Kyle
“This is awesome! Can you untie me though?”- Kyle
“It’s not a bachelor party without a stripper.”- Uncle Mark (Todd Barry)
“Nobody likes you, Mike!”- Kyle
“I’m not a happy person anymore.”- Mike
“I’m actually going to read from Revelations.”- Bianca at Kyle and Marissa’s wedding
“Let’s go!”- Mike
“That was awesome.”- George (Eric Pumphrey)
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