We sent Myla Tosatto to review The House with a Clock In It’s Walls movie. As well as reviewing this great film, she came up with a list of the best The House with a Clock In It’s Walls quotes! Do you have a favorite line from the movie? If so, please be sure to comment below so we can continue to grow our quotes list! This post contains affiliate links, if you choose to make a purchase, we may earn a small commission off of the sales at no cost to you.
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The House with a Clock in Its Walls Quotes
“Last stop. New Zebedee.”- Bus Driver (Ricky Muse)
“Lewis, I’m your Uncle Jonathan.”- Jonathan Barnavelt (Jack Black)
“Are you wearing a robe?”- Lewis (Owen Vaccaro)
“It’s a kimono.”- Jonathan
“Watch your tootsies.”- Jonathan
“Do you like Halloween?”- Lewis
“You’re responsible for keeping a human child alive?”- Mrs. Hanchett (Colleen Camp)
“Wow. . . You’ve. . . That’s a lot of clocks.”- Lewis
“This old hag is my next door neighbor, Mrs. Zimmerman – Jonathan
“No. I think I’m smarter than you because I’m smarter than you.”- Mrs. Zimmerman (Cate Blanchett)
“You can eat cookies until you throw up.”- Jonathan
“All mine?”- Lewis looking at his new room
“All yours.”- Jonathan
“I’m going to drown my sorrows in hot cocoa.”- Jonathan
“Look, your uncle drives me nuts and he doesn’t always smell terrific.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“Peachy. Like a baby. A big peachy baby.”- Jonathan
“You live in the Slaughter House?”- Tarby (Sunny Suljic)
“Come out, come out, wherever you are.”- Jonathan
“Is this place haunted? Are you going to axe murder me?”- Lewis
“Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?”- Jonathan
“What smells of rancid sulfur?”- Jonathan
“That’s safe?”- Lewis
“As long as it’s fed.”- Jonathan
“There’s one rule: Don’t open that cabinet. Ever.”- Jonathan
“The beginning and the end. The alpha and the omega. Do you hear the ticking?”- Isaac Izard (Kyle MacLachlan)
“You told Lewis everything?”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“Not everything.”- Jonathan
“We have to do the responsible thing- lie to the kid.”- Jonathan
“Wow. That was really, really terrible.”- Jonathan
“You’re the only you in the whole universe.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“Now it looks like you’re pooping.”- Jonathan
“Be a dear. Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“Uncle Jonathan, you’re way more than just a parlor magician.”- Lewis
“So where is it already, you old coot?”- Jonathan
“Don’t be such a scaredy cat.”- Tarby
“That’s not creepy.”- Jonathan
“I’m going to need your help on this one, Florence.”- Jonathan
“You’re the smartest witch I’ve ever known.”- Jonathan
“Those are crazy people, Marmalade.”- Mrs. Hanchett
“All they had was magic and each other.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“I was being indomitable.”- Lewis
“I can read this, but I’m going to need some Ovaltine.”- Lewis
“It’s a doomsday clock.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
“Death has been good to him.”- Jonathan
“Please don’t make me butcher him.”- Isaac
“I was dead long before I died.”- Isaac
“Well, look what the cat threw up.”- Mrs. Zimmerman
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