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A Simple Favor Quotes
Myla Tosatto
WARNING: Not terribly rife with spoilers, but proceed with caution.
“. . .She asked me a simple favor.”- Stephanie (Anna Kendrick)
“Secrets are like margarine. Easy to spread- bad for your heart.”- Stephanie
“I think there’s crystal meth in those meatballs.”- Darren (Andrew Rannells)
“Please tell me you don’t own a helium tank, Stephanie.”- Stacy (Kelly McCormack)
“Great work today, Smooch.”- Stephanie
“Mommy already has a play date with a symphony of antidepressants.”- Emily (Blake Lively)
“I like martinis.”- Stephanie
“We have an oopsy jar in the pantry.”- Stephanie
“Usually sad stories don’t get to me but that one did.”- Emily
“I tried eharmony for awhile.”- Stephanie
“You’re too sexy to give up.”- Emily
“Mother Teresa and I are like the same person.”- Emily
“You’d do that for me?”- Emily
“Yeah. Anything.”- Stephanie
“Oh my God, she’s so funny.”- Stephanie
“Oh, you don’t want to be friends with me. Trust me.”- Emily
“My God, you’re such a nerd.”- Emily
“Don’t you dare touch that washcloth.”- Emily
“Do I look reset? Because I feel reset.”- Stephanie
“Wanna trade confessions?”- Emily
“I can’t wait to see what you cook.”- Emily
“I just need a simple favor.”- Emily
“Stephanie, that’s so great that you took the nanny job.”- Darren
“She doesn’t know she’s working for free.”- Darren
“She’s an enigma, my wife.”- Sean (Henry Golding)
“She’s like a beautiful ghost.”- Sean
“Hi, Moms. Stephanie here.”- Stephanie vlogging
“Never wear a Hermes vintage scarf with a Gap t-shirt. If you were Emily’s friend you would know that.”- Dennis Nylon (Rupert Friend)
“. . .Because if you lose moms, you lose business.”- Stephanie
“She’s never coming back. Don’t you watch Dateline?”- Darren
“We are soldiering on with cookies and origami.”- Stephanie
“It’s the least she can do. She didn’t bake anything.”- Darren
“Let’s just sit here and feel lousy and watch the grass grow.”- Stephanie
“Oh, I’m very versatile.”- Stephanie
“Why is this ’Cesarean’ salad so crunchy?”- Nicky (Ian Ho)
“Damn! Are you trying to kill us?”- Nicky
“It’s all good, baby. It’s just another Tuesday.”- Emily
“Her name’s not Emily, it’s Claudia.”- Diana Hyland (Linda Cardellini)
“It’s not lying if I’m actually cleaning.”- Stephanie
“Some children are just born rotten.”- Margaret (Jean Smart)
“Where’s the sherry? It must be behind the Sylvia Plath.”- Margaret
“Where do you think you’re going?”- Bruce (Roger Dunn)
“Emily, wherever you are, I hope that you’re listening and you’ve got to have faith.”- Stephanie
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