Love, Simon Quotes
Myla Tosatto
If you have seen the movie “Love, Simon” or read the book I”Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda” by Becky Albertalli you are probably looking for some Love, Simon quotes from the movie. We sent Movie Myla to review this movie and she has already read the book. She wrote up a list of her favorite lines from the film. If you have a favorite line or one we missed, share below. This post contains affiliate links.
Love, Simon Quotes
Myla Tosatto
“Like I said, I’m just like you.”- Simon (Nick Robinson)
“The janitor needs a raise.”- Nick (Jorge Lendeborg Jr.)
“Thank you, I’m figuratively dying.”- Leah (Katherine Langford)
“We should be hot Pokemon for Halloween.”- Ethan (Clark Moore)
“Stop with the selfies. You aren’t all that.”-Mr. Worth (Tony Hale)
“You guys are so repressed.”- Emily Spier (Jennifer Garner) talking to her children
“This was huge when we were young.”- Jack Spier (Josh Duhamel)
“Yea, so was Bill Cosby.”- Simon
“Guys, I just found a press-on nail in my salad.”- Abby (Alexandra Shipp)
“That was a. . . Cal, help me.”- Ms. Albright (Natasha Rothwell)
“A start?” – Cal (Miles Heizer)
“A start!”- Ms. Albright about the student musical
“Don’t text and drive. That’s how my cat got murdered.”- Mr. Worth
“The spray paint is good for painting, not huffing. You don’t want to get good at that.”- Mrs. Albright
“Did you feather your hair?”- Martin (Logan Miller) to the librarian
“Girls don’t want to read your clothes.”- Simon to Martin about his wardrobe
“Who are you supposed to be?”- Simon
“Post Presidency Barack Obama.”- Bram (Keiynan Lonsdale)
“Barack, it’s me Jacques.”- Simon
“I need you to think of something sad- like the whales that hate living in SeaWorld.”- Leah
“Too sad.”- Simon
“John Lennon was wearing a woman’s sweater.”- Mr. Spier to Mrs. Spier
“I could never be friends with someone that hot.”- Lyle (Joey Pollari)
“Every day is a struggle.”- Simon
“What I have to say is more important than the National Anthem. Sorry, America.”- Martin
“You can’t talk to us like that.”- Spencer (Terayle Hill)
“Actually I can, ‘cause I just did.”- Ms. Albright
“You know what they say- One gay is a snooze, two is a hilarious hate crime.”- Ethan to Simon
“Keeping it casual. I can dig.”- Mr. Worth
“I know you’ve had a crazy couple of days. Want to talk about it?”- Cal to Simon (Note: I’m not crying. You’re crying.)
“Did you know?”- Simon
“I knew you had a secret.”- Mrs. Spier
“You get to exhale now, Simon.”- Mrs. Spier (Note- still NOT crying, that is someone else.)
“Tell me about this guy you love.”- Leah to Simon
“I thought we could sign up for Grindr together.”- A very clueless Mr. Spier to Simon
아이리지 says
HELL YEAH! I SUPER LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE. I’M A GIRL AND I’M STRAIGHT. I BADLY WANT TO READ THE BOOK AGAIN AND WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN! TSK!