Snatched Movie Quotes

After sending Movie Myla to see Snatched to review it, she made a list of her favorite lines from the movie! If you are coming across our list of quotes you have probably have seen it! We love for you to share and comment with your favorite line! ENJOY!

Snatched Movie Quotes

“You are supposed to be selling clothes to customers. Not yourself.”- Lew (Raven Goodwin)

“I’m sorry. I want to see other people.”- Emily, after being jilted

“Not for you, Andrew. You blew it.”- Linda talking to one of her many cats

“Poor thing. You look awful.”- Linda to Emily

“Hello, Phillip.”-Emily to cat
“Meow.”- Plillip in response

“We can toasty, toasty.”- Linda to her adult son, Jeffrey

“It’s your home, put it where you want. But it’s an upsetting image.”- Emily about Linda’s artwork

“Help me put the fun in unrefundable.”- Emily to Linda

“I’m a model. I’m here modeling.”- Emily

“It’s so crazy that you’re here with your mom because I’m here with my mom.”-James (Tom Bateman)
“Really?”- Emily
“No.”- James

“I thought I felt it breath.”- Emily when confronted that certain part of her anatomy was accidently showing

“What is this haunted swan doing here?”- Emily punching a towel in the shape of a swan

“You missed a maleficent night.”- Emily to Linda

“It was the swan.”- Emily blaming the towel

“I told you not to wear your flip flops.”- Linda after Emily wipes out
“It’s not flip flop related, mother.”- Emily

“You want me to make you feel better? You’re a very gifted murderer.”- Linda to Emily

“At some point you have to pick your poison- starvation or poison.”-Roger (Christopher Meloni)

“Why are we still following him? He’s a cashier.”- Linda
“He’s a MANAGER.”- Emily
“Get the worm out, mom.”- Emily

“It’s something Kanye would design.”- Emily about a gift of a poncho

“Be that guy. Who’s that guy?”- Emily
“Not me.”- Embassy official (Al Madrigal)

“I don’t want to go to an orphanage. I don’t want to be an orphan. I want my ma-ma.”- Jeffrey

“Nerd. He’s a nerd.”- Morgan about Jeffrey

“You remember my platonic friend, Barb?”- Ruth

“I made a shiv.”- Linda

“I will kill you.”- Morgado
“Very rude. Very rude.”- Emily

“You’re brother really cares for you. He’s a real bummer.”- Morgan to Emily

**RATING: R for crude sexual content, brief nudity, and language throughout.

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