We loved the movie and more importantly, we loved all of the great Fist Fight Movie Quotes! Have you seen or read our review on the movie yet? Have you seen the film? Do you have a favorite movie quote? We compiled our list of the best lines from the new movie Fist Fight to share with all of you! ENJOY!
Fist Fight Movie Quotes
“You are parking in my spot.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“Senior Prank Day.” –Student
“Where is my mug? Why are people always taking my mug?” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“These kids are uncoachable.” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“I am trying my best to not get one of these kids’ mom pregnant.” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“All you have to do is put in your order and they make it for you.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“COFFEE!” –Ron Strickland (Ice Cube)
“Holly you are not doing meth again?” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“Because it is the gateway?” –Holly (Jillian Bell)
“Because it is the finish line.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“Stop. Don’t you take another step. One more step and you would have been covered in paint.” –Ron Strickland (Ice Cube)
“I don’t need to be liked, I need to be educating. Most of the kids think the Civil War is between Spider-Man and Batman.”
“You think this is funny interrupting the television with your God damn computer phone.” –Ron Strickland (Ice Cube)
“I am going to fight you.” –Ron Strickland (Ice Cube)
“Are you joking?” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“Campbell, parking lot after school. One man wins when the other one is unconscious. We are going to handle our differences. Snitches get stitches.” –Ron Strickland (Ice Cube)
“Nathanial, give your brother 85%.” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“I never said anything about your running. Who are you? Sea Biscuit?” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“Flex.” –Mehar (Kumail Nanjiani)
“I am flexing. There is nothing there.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“You’re the nice guy that people like to stop all over.” –Wife
“I am going to need another one, spread this one out a bit.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
((Get the 911 call quotes.))
“Nice guys finish last.” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“You’re so pissed off right now, you might win.” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“It is not what dry. It is wet with lies.” –Mehar (Kumail Nanjiani)
“What cuts are you going to do?” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“Wow. Really? I am just a teacher?” –Andy Campbell (Charlie Day)
“I want a dog but no bun, I am trying to fit in my skinny jeans.” –Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“This is going to be a bad day.”- Andy Campbell (Charlie Day) about senior prank day
“Half these kids think that the Civil War was between Batman and Superman.”- Strickland (Ice Cube)
“We are going to watch this beautiful documentary about the Civil War and it’s not about Tupac vs. Biggie.”- Strickland
“Everything in my office is glued to something else.”- Principal Tyler (Dean Norris)
“He’s gonna punch you at 100%.”- Coach Crawford (Tracy Morgan)
“Who is you- Sea Biscuit?”- Coach Crawford
“I AM flexing.”- Andy
“There’s nothing there.”- Mehar (Kumail Nanjiani)
“You cussed. I’m going to write you up.”- Mehar to Andy
“Damn lady, I got this.”- Strickland to a very aggressive Ms. Monet (Christina Hendricks)
“Let’s watch out for gun fingers.”- Holly (Jillian Bell)
“Words are useless, apparently.”- Andy
“Was that too hard, because it felt awesome?” Holly after hitting Andy
“Don’t do it. Be a man.”- Strickland
“I refuse.”- Andy
“I caught a halibut.”- Superintendent Johnson (Dennis Haysbert)
Ice Cube (“Barbershop: The Next Cut,” the “Ride Along” movies) and Charlie Day (“Horrible Bosses,” “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”) star as high school teachers prepared to solve their differences the hard way in the comedy “Fist Fight,” directed by Richie Keen (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”).
On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell (Day) is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby.
But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school’s toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland (Ice Cube), causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell’s shock—not to mention utter terror—Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.
WEBSITE: http://fistfightmovie.com/
RATING: R for “language throughout, sexual content/nudity and drug material
valmg @ Mom Knows It All says
I do like a few movie quotes but none are coming to mind right at the moment. I hadn’t heard of this movie before.